Music Reviews
These are my 3 favorite bands, with catalogues of varying heights and depths. When you read the reviews, keep in mind that bold text either indicates an album, if it's in the review portion, or it indicates that something is awesome, if it's in a tracklist or on the main band page. Songs are in italics in the review text, but so are shitty songs or albums, if on the band page or in a tracklisting. Hmm, that wasn't clear. This is a song, this is an album, but if you read a tracklist, this is an awesome song, this is a shitty song. Enjoy! Oh, let me explain my rating system.
| Grade | Explanation |
| A+ | Any rock fan should have these albums, because they say something important and unique. Without these albums you're missing a vital facet of rock music as an art form. |
| A | |
| A- | |
| B+ | These are "fan" albums which have important value to someone who already likes the band, but non-initiates might be somewhat uderwhelmed. They're still great, though. |
| B | |
| B- | |
| C+ | Do you enjoy the taste of Kool-Aid? You will enjoy these albums. Just kidding; they still have moments of greatness, but these are either really early or late albums. |
| C | |
| C- | |
| D+ | Most of the tracks range from awful to godawful, but you still love parts of it. It could be that there are a few decent songs ruined by production errors. You don't listen to these often. |
| D | |
| D- | |
| F | These albums cause cancer. And AIDS. Merely by reading the title of this album, you have about 10 minutes to live, depending on how well you can breathe through the puddles of your own vomit. |